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Good chilly morning from Collegeville,

When the family moved from St. Louis Park to Upsala in 1956, I did get out of having to do “detention” at the SLP school. My rebellious nature had already kicked in. That fall I started hanging out with other “town kids”. Note: The Upsala school population was divided into “farm kids” and “town kids”. For some reason one of us decided to steal a gas cap off of a parked car. I am not sure which “genius” came up with this idea, but in any case the prank turned into a long term project. Everyone in town was talking about it and I am sure that old man Miller printed a story in the local press. Earl Metzger was the local police and in time one of the “gas cap gang” confessed to his parents and we got busted.

We were gathered up and forced to reveal the hiding place for the gunny sack of gas caps. All of those who were missing their gas cap were told to come to Earl’s garage and sort through the lineup of gas caps. We appeared in front of the Justice of The Peace in the backroom of the fire hall. Justice Bernard Lunder sentenced us all to “six months of church attendance”. Not all of us learned our lesson. The “Black Knights Car Club” was born a few years later.

The APHC show this week is live from The Fitzgerald Theater in downtown St. Paul. Special guests include the eclectic Ukrainian quartet Dakha Brakha and blues vocalist Hilary Thavis. Plus The Royal Academy of Radio Actors, Tim Russell, Sue Scott and Fred Newman will bring us the usual cast of characters. Guitarist Dean Magraw sits in with The Guy’s All Star Shoe Band. Enjoy the show and the News From Lake Wobegon.

“It is unwise to pay too much, but it’s also unwise to pay too little. When you pay too much, all you lose is a little money, but when you pay too little you stand a chance of losing everything because the thing you bought is incapable of doing what you bought it to do. The common law of business balance prohibits paying a little and getting a lot. It just can’t be done. So, when you deal with the low bidder, it is wise to put a little something aside to take care of the risk you run. And, if you do that, you can afford something better.” John Ruskin